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"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

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nightmareloki:

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robofillet:

yes im a boy

     yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

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I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!


He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

OMG YES ITS BACK

I want this to be an actual villain that exists in the comics :D

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seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

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captain-fuzzy-wuzzy:

no one would

captain-fuzzy-wuzzy I would

My heart would snap in two… and id never come out of a depression state @askaeristheflower

keep-firing-spaceballs:

cogwheel-feline:

captain-fuzzy-wuzzy:

no one would

captain-fuzzy-wuzzy I would

My heart would snap in two… and id never come out of a depression state @askaeristheflower

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intricatelystructuredjewel:

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gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

<Adds her to the list of historical events and people I’d love to write about.>

Holy amazing plot material!!! This movie would win ALL the awards!!

intricatelystructuredjewel:

originallonemagpie:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.

(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

<Adds her to the list of historical events and people I’d love to write about.>

Holy amazing plot material!!! This movie would win ALL the awards!!

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permguerrero:

memes are people too 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

This fucked me up.

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smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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Nothing drops my self esteem like when I color my hair and nobody notices…

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Ninety-three followers! Squee! I love you guys! When I hit a hundred followers (if, Ghost, if) then I’ll do something special! C:

Bored at work lol. Co-worker watching Markiplier play five nights.

Bored at work lol. Co-worker watching Markiplier play five nights.

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Telling my co-workers about Five Nights At Freddy’s. They’ve yet to hear about it.

The adventures of a cute little doodle!  by ELYXtroqman | Instagram

Here is “ELYX“, a cute little doodle wandering through Paris, France as well as various parts of the world through the sketchbook of YAK, its creator, who draws his mascot for more than 3 years! Some adorable, funny and creative adventures to follow on his Instagram account or on his website: ELYX.

(Source: asylum-art, via alexalsatianowo)

tastefullyoffensive:

[lunarbaboon]

Literally me right now.

tastefullyoffensive:

[lunarbaboon]

Literally me right now.

(Source: lunarbaboon)